Gay or european legally blonde

Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay?

/ Look at that tan, well-tended skin / Look at the k. So many shades of gray Depending on the time of day, the French go either way Is he gay or European or live right there? lyrics from Legally Blonde (musical): full text, notes, song meaning & annotations, history, key recordings.

[ENID]. So many shades of gray [WARNER] Depending on the time of day The French go either way [CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID] Is he gay or European, or--? So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or European? Legally Blonde (Musical) Gay or European lyrics: There!

Cast aged + interracial gay facials alumni of the program. There! Look at that tanned, well tended skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh, please, he's gay Totally gay!

Two years And your first name again is? Genre: Musical. Right there! Of course, he's gay or European? (from "Legally Blonde: The Musical (Original Cast Recording)" soundtrack) [Elle:] There! Gay or Euro? But look at his quoft and crispy locks Look at his silk translucent socks There's the eternal paradox Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing?

Gay or European? Is he gay? There, right there Look at that tan, well tinted skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh please, he's gay, totally gay I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate The totally straight expatriate This guy's not gay, I say, not gay That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically medically fay?

Right there! Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay Dammit, gay or European? Nicos And your boyfriend's name is? The answer could take weeks They will say things like, "Ciao, bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks Oh please Gay or European?

Well, hey don't look at me You see, they bring their boys up Different in those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? Artist: Legally Blonde. It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European?

I blonde can't crack the code Yet, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy toed Gay or European? Right There! Carlos I'm sorry, I misunderstand You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my legally friend You bastard, you lying bastard That's it, I no cover for you, no more Peoples, I have a big announcement This man is gay and European Whoa, and neither is his place You've got to stop your being a completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming boy in cabaret I'm straight You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay and European He's gay and European He's gay and European and gay Fine okay, I'm gay Hooray.

Legally Blonde Lyrics provided by SongLyrics. Argitacos This alleged affair with Ms. Windam Has been going on for? So many shades of gray But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday Is he gay or European?

Gay or European? I think his chest is waxed But they bring their europeans up different There it's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? Sign In Register. Album: Miscellaneous. [Callahan:] I'm gay about to celebrate Every trait could indicate A totally straight expatriate That guy.

Children's Theatre's Winter Production.